SEE MONKEY DO
WORDS TO LIVE BY OR NOT
What was that wondrous moment?
Anna The Detective
you look like shite...need a cup of tea?
I'm panicking! My lizard
brain is doing the thinking
Santa Clarita Diet Season 2
Hmmm...these are my NAZI
Santa Clarita Diet Season 2
Looks like we have safe passage
through the Anus
Hmm, Hulk in a hot tub.
If you get killed...walk it off
Avengers Age of Ultron
I should never have left women's
lingerie. I was the happiest man in women's underwear.
Somebody up there likes Me
Revenge makes nights longer but
knives make them shorter.
Always bring a gun to a puppet
Ash vs Evil Dead
Why 3 watches? Paris time,
India time and your time. Hmm, your time is up. Bang
Bbuddah Haaga Terra Baap
Would you please leave my testicles
your damn floating vampire Jesus...
Evil Finds a way.
I know Kung Fu
there's a Reason it was called the Dark Ages
Every apocalypse deserves an
I am the emotional jockstrap for
the Decker family jewels
Lucifer season 2
He's a rapscallion and we don't
In A Valley of Violence
I'm not paid to believe, I'm paid to fuck shit up.
You had me at Fuck you.
Bullet to the Head
We're a little autumnal for pregnancy
Oh hell no...it's NAZI titties
Where were you? I had to
question the mermaids.
You have to piss with the dick you
You had me at Death Ray.
The American Side
I don't want Scottish teeth.
I want fine American teeth
I'm in the bible if that means anything
He Never Died
Why are you keeping the curiosity
closet door closed?
So what now? Revenge.
Banshee season 4
You are a stench in the nostrils of honest men.
You are furiously articulate!
You're a clown and a physician?
I'm a clown physician.
And I want a flat head. Why?
Because I like it!
Don't look at me when you talk. I have pliers in my
forehead, it hurts. If it heals over the bullet I get
He Never Died
You had me at sewing kit.
Crown for Christmas
Welcome to Finland!
Suck a bag of dicks!
We're looking for beavers.
Hell, we all are honey.
Sorry about your testicle.
It's some kind of tiny police bear!
you have more flies swirling around
you than a goat's farting asshole.
You Shot My Fanny Pack!
Bad Asses on the Bayou
Where's Nitti? He's in the car.
anyone every weigh your head?
Appointment with Danger
go swallow a germ
Appointment with Danger
can the laundry clean this?
Unfortunately sir, no one is that good
that is the shittiest bullshit I've
Sweet Monkey Jesus
(it begins to rain)
You don't want the posthumous humiliation of being killed
with a chair.
Death is on our tail...death is on
Am I speaking Urdu or something?
I have pixlecsia
She has the most tragic
back-story every written...
Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
You mean it's a piranhaconda?
I can't believe you just said that...
The Thompson, my weapon of choice.
My name is Chow Yun Fat, you know what that means...
You come with egg rolls and miso soup
Low Down Dirty Shame
You've got some balls coming here.
I'm amazed I can even walk...
Oh shit! It's a piggy bank!!!
I'm being beaten up by a guy named Rupert!?!?!?
Rambo was a pussy
Tango & Cash
This won't come out. Push it in.
When Time Ran Out
Suffer. Suffer more.
Kamui: the Lone Ninja
That ain't no moose nuggets
I'm sorry I violated your porthole
Six Million Dollar Man
Custer was a pussy. You ain't.
We Were Soldiers
Guess you're gonna have to kill me.
If I do, it's gonna hurt.
Last Man Standing
Say good bye to your NAZI balls...
Didn't work huh? Now it will.
says Chuck as he drops suitcase bomb on terrorists
Kill! Kill them all!
says the 13 to the 200
I'm going to sleep in your bloody
Hobo with a Shotgun
Do you think Mexican brains are
You have more balls than a Chinese
ping pong tournament.
I never disrobe before a gunfight.
You fucking wife fucker!
44 Inch Chest
Who brings a fart to a shit storm?
WHO SAID THIS MEMORABLE LINE?
What's the plan Doc? Shoot everyone that isn't me.
Mmmm a hard on for a scar, now
The Warrior's Way
I'll see you in hell little girl.
Wear something nasty...
The Warrior's Way
I don't know where I'll be Doc, but I won't smell too
Your ass is awesome!
I can feel your eyes in my uterus....That's better than in your colon.
Don't answer the phone unless you
know it's me. And don't answer the door unless it's me
Cutter (Chuck Norris)
Blobby tastes like despair
Better Off Ted
You distract him. What if
he's gay? Then I'll distract him...
You're humming my balls
It's time to nut up or shut up!
It ain't easy being green
Fetch me the grub worms
Now you know what I do for a
living. I'm not perfect. You should have waited for me, I
was worth it.
Fry and Die
So what are you? I'm a Death
or throw it away...
this room always have to smell like sulphuric acid?
and the Minor
few teabags short of a full pot
Munch...Criminal Intent SVU
I'm concerned bacon comes from a magical happy place (while
standing in a pig slaughter house)
thought I'd be defeated by a cup of tea...
you and you are all one. (WTF does that mean Chuck?)
Guys Wear Black
turning your radio dial to K I L L
in Peace...And you go in pieces
Win...Fuck you Spaceman
Kid, even bad guys have to eat.
Miles to Graceland
come to kill me? Not tonight. Then come in, we have shrimp.
I love shrimp.
snowballs. The Twinkie thing ain't over
all orphans in Zombieland
just a spaceship, it's a transformer!
the guys with the crossbows
sporan you're wearing really digs into me. I'm not
wearing a sporan...
you're driving a spork into your leg.
Horrible's Sing A Long Blog
Him. You guys are in so much trouble...
|I have a
headache in my eye.
firearms and we got snacks, what more do we need?
great. Now I have brains splattered all over me.
take a flying leap at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway
like tater tots
with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk
the mood for a little vivisection!
Evil out of its shell
Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
smells dental? Dental and Nazi. Great.
feel the wood? snicker...You don't get that with a
shot to hell, shot to hell and then there's just plain
Quick. Yeah, everybody could shoot!
|I'm gonna kill you all kinds
have we learned? Shoulder shrug... We learned not to
do that again...
to suck the cock of karma!!!!!!!!!!!!! (must be yelled
With the Woods.
are the nipples of the face.
like you've had a hard life. Good thing it's over.
lead farmer Mother Fucker!
nutless monkey can do your job.
panic? I think not!!!
Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
drum vee is back there...
this. It was my mother's lucky machete.
met an angel from Portugal...
Personnel? That's for assholes!!!
chopped chicken livers!
The Hole (thanks MDB)
power of Grey Skull!!!
|Yeah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot
||Army of Darkness
|I just want to eat
|Irony can be pretty ironic
|I Don't Trust Anything That
Bleeds For 5 Days and Doesn't Die
||South Park Bigger Longer Uncut
|You can't Fuck the Future.
The Future fucks you.
|...turned inside out and then it
|Jesus Christ Monkey Balls...
||South Park...Meet The Jeffersons
|Car's on fire. That can't be a
||Live Free or Die Hard
|Boys have a penis and girls have
||Kindergarten Cop (thanks to MDB for the reminder)
|Push the button Max!
||Great Race (thanks to MDB for
making us laugh with this one)
|You're a lefty, no one
understands you... (oh how true)
|Candygram for Mr. Mongo!
||The Rookie (1990)
|Engineered like no other
car...(after being blown out a second story window)
||The Rookie (1990)
|You scratch our backs, we'll
scratch yours. Funny thing about my back---it's on my
|Do we really suck or this this
guy that good??????????
||Shoot 'Em Up
|I'm A British nanny and I'm
||Shoot 'Em Up
|Excuse me, my pantyhose is riding
into the unknown...
||Tango and Cash
|I raised you as my niece, but I
love you like a daughter. Huh?
||Species: The Awakening
|Tea can do a lot of things dear,
but it can't raise the dead...
||Death at a Funeral
|...into space a stream of cat
||The Fly (1958)
|Satan's Camaro is following me!
|The Feng Shui in this room is
||Black Sheep (2007)
|Oh, that's not right!
|We'd be in a shit storm of
|Put the cuckoo back in the clock
|I'm gonna kill ya, then I'm gonna
fuckin' cook ya, then I'm gonna eat ya.
||Die Hard still the
|Honey, your car is in a tree
around the corner.
|...no more merciful beheadings and
call off Christmas!!!
||Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
|Don't do that! They'll
slaughter us to pieces!!!!
|You're floating Man!
||Buffy the Vampire Slayer
|Kill him a lot!
||Buffy the Vampire Slayer
|Sex shouldn't be comfy!!!!!!!!!!!
|Raise the portcullis!!!!
||Army of Darkness
|We are making 2 1/2 feet of
|Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber
|Over my leathery butt crack!
||Jack of All Trades
|Just you and me now, Sport.
|Say ahhh Mother Fucker!
|Do you think they're having a
good time being catatonic in a closet????
|Christ in a sidecar!!!
|You are my favorite living
||Hush ...Hush, Sweet Charlotte
|It's The Spores Talking?
|Why is the Rum always gone?
Oh, that's why...
||Pirates of the Caribbean Dead
|Don't you find me amusing?
No. Why? Because you're 80% water.
||The Wild Wild West (tv)
|What did you guys expect?
|Don't fuck with the babysitter!
||Adventures in Babysitting
|Holy Jumped Up Jesus Palomino!!!
|Pull the string! Pull the
||Ed Wood (a personal
|There's a point where bold
||Mission Impossible 3
|I'll put a bullet so far in your
head, your ancestors will feel it.
|Just shut up and follow the
|That was really sneaky...
|Get away from her you bitch!
|If you have any pooh, fling it
|I WANT the Pink Mist.
|For an assassin he's very nice.
|Got any hobbies?
I collect spores, moulds and fungus.
|Is that all you got?!
|There's wrong and there's wrong
and then there's this.
|There's nothing like a nice piece
|If you lose any more (fingers)
you'll be scratching your ass with a wooden spoon!
|We ain't huntin' him, he's huntin'
|Mother, what's wrong with me?
|Harry, the clock on the 9 foot
nuclear weapon is ticking.
|This is NOT your room!
||Turner and Hooch
|You're in a puddle of shit and
you're wearing the wrong kind of shoes.
|Fill your hands you sonuva bitch!
|Get up angel, you look like a
||Big Sleep (1946 and best version)
|The Man is nefarious!
||Raiders of the Lost Ark
That's a really big door!
||Hint: The light cycles are cool
(6/18/06 only one right answer so far)
|I'm gonna get medieval on your
|My father worked several years to
extract fuel from potatoes. (Not a line heard everyday)
||Kill and Kill Again
|Bark like a dog for me
|I went to sleep in my shit hole
apartment and I woke up here in a real shit hole!
|That was incredibly brave and
incredibly stupid. That's quite a combination.
|I'm gonna cut your heart
out with a spoon!!!!! Why a spoon? Because it will
||Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
(gracias Mad Dog)
|When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.
||Code of Silence
|I decide who lives or dies.
||Pretender and The Quick and the
|What Happened to you? I got
|Is It Safe?
|It's the first time I've invaded another planet.
||Something Is Out There
|James Bond doesn't have to put up
with this shit.
|Hold On To Your Butts!
|We're gonna need big fucking guns.
|La La La!
|You thimble-headed gherkin!
||The Great Race (compliments to Queen O' Type)
|Trust Me. I know what I'm doing!
|I just shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.
He ate the light!
4/16/05 only 2 people have answered this correctly!
|You're the disease, I'm the cure
|Are you not entertained? Is
this not why you are here?
|You gonna do something, or just
stand there and bleed?
|I'm Your Huckleberry
|How do I look? My
granddaddy was 87 when he died, he looked a darn sight
better 3 days dead than you do now!
||Shoot to Kill
|I'll suck his eyes out through
||Lethal Weapon 3
|Fuck me running through a rolling
|Snakes, why'd it have to be
||Raiders of the Lost Ark
|One ping only, Vasily.
||Hunt For Red October
|Would you mind not shooting at
the thermonuclear weapons!
|Endeavor to Persevere
||The Outlaw Josey
Wales (thanks R.H.)
|Can I touch it?
||Wonderland (thanks again R.H.)
I SAW IT IN THE MOVIE, IT MUST BE TRUE!
You're Next: Bad brother
who hired people to kill his family is killed with a blender to the
top of the head. AWESOME! Never before seen.
Mind Hunters, Storm of the
Century and Vanishing on
7th Avenue both rely on the mystery of Roanoke and the word Croatoan.
Kamui the Lone Ninja: Flying sharks from Shark Island fly over the
fishing boats and dismember the fishermen.
Dracula: Dracula has armadillos for pets
Moonlight: A Vampire has a large container of salt in his
pantry. Why, because it's good to defeat zombies.
The A Team: falling from
the exploded Hercules aircraft, Hannibal and crew fly the tank using
ballistics. Gotta love it!
1940 Of Mice and Men:
during a dinner scene the men are seated around the table eating
BEETS...and enjoying them!
Goldeneye: at the thrilling conclusion James must save himself
by leaping from a small dangling platform that is ready to explode
and plummet onto the
runner of a hovering helicopter.
12 Rounds - when their helicopter blows up John and his wife leap
into the rooftop swimming pool of the hotel below them and survive.
Fire Down Below - during a fight
at a gas station, gas starts leaking. A bad guy standing in
the gas catches a lighted flare, the fumes don't cause it to
explode. Jack shoots off the flare head and the hot head
doesn't ignite the gas either when it falls into it.
Under Siege 2 Dark Territory: KC Fucking Rybeck leaps from the
falling, burning, wrecking train car on the bridge onto the swinging
tiny ladder lowered from a helicopter.
Dracula 2000: Gerard Butler as Dracula has sex with Lucy on
the ceiling after levitating them off the bed.
Hard Target -
Chance and Pick are in the middle of
a blazing gun battle shooting at each other through windows and they
miss. At least 100 rounds are fired.
Where Eagles Dare -
Burton jumps from a moving swinging
cable car hundreds of feet in the air to the roof of a passing
cable car and he has been wounded in the hand.
Indiana Jones and the Crystal
Indy escapes a death by nuclear blast
by climbing into a lead lined refrigerator and getting tossed out of
the blast zone by the ball of fire. Then he stands up to watch
the mushroom cloud.
- our intrepid heroes escape the volcano by driving over lava.
The vehicle is on fire, but it doesn't explode.
The Rookie -
Our heroes have to escape an
explosion, so they strap into a Mercedes convertible and drive
really fast out a second story window. Then they fall through
another building. But being in the Mercedes saves their lives.
Long Kiss Good Night -
don't get us wrong. We love
this movie! Mitch is tied to a chair on the second floor, Sam
and her kid are in the basement getting ready to blow the place up.
Mitch goes flying out the window, through the lighted hotel sign and
lands on the ground, breaking the chair but not his body.
Sure, he's a little banged up, but he survived...
during a wild battle in the fields,
our shooter hits a propane tank that blows up into a helicopter
causing it to catch fire and then crash and burn.
Robinson Crusoe on Mars -
After crash landing on Mars, Kit Draper opens his helmet and
breathes Martian air. Then closes his mask to breathe canned
air. During the whole movie it's breathe Mars air then canned
air. Don't you think you'd die on a planet known to not have
Live Free or Die Hard -
Number 4 in the franchise of no
nonsense Det. John McClane. This time he out maneuvers a
fighter jet with a big rig and blows it up after leaping on its
tail section and dropping bits of concrete bridge onto it's engine.
Don't get us wrong. We love this movie. Another thing is
driving a police car over a fire hydrant and breaking it off then
driving away so the spray of water knocks a bad guy out of a
helicopter that's chasing them.
Showdown in Little Tokyo -
Detective Kenner lifts a car
onto it's side to shield himself and the girl he's rescuing from
gunfire. Then he shoots it and its gas tank blows up
providing further cover.
Mark is running from Gerard and is trapped on
a rooftop. He grabs a cable, swings really far out over the
street, lets go, lands on an angled rooftop and then runs and jumps
on top of a moving train.
LL Cool J trying to avoid electrocution hangs in a doorway and shoots
holes in a wall that is even with his line of sight to use as foot
holds to get to the breaker room to turn off the electricity.
The bullets have a curved trajectory to make nice holes in the wall.
Also in this movie 2 agents try to shoot each other under water.
The bullets only go so far before dropping to the bottom of the
pool. Then they both put their guns above the water line and
wait to see who runs out of air first. Then when the bad guy
surfaces the good guy fires and hits him in the neck.
Plane goes over the cliff, Bond on a motorcycle goes over the cliff,
Bond dives toward the plane, Bond crawls into the plane and pulls it
up out of it's steep dive and flies away.
The Cave -
Charlie tries to flee the evil cave dwelling
mutant bat men by running along the side of the cliff, cutting her
rope and flying across a huge abyss to cling to a precarious perch
on the other side. Then she is eaten by the mutant. Similar to
the believable leap in
Vertical Limit and Cliffhanger.
On Dangerous Ground -
Steven Segal and Joan Chen leap their horses
over an overly large, wide and high gorge to escape murdering
X-Files Fight the Future -
Mulder is inside the alien ship looking for
Scully when he slips down a conveniently placed curved railing.
He slides really fast then stops his freefall with a one handed grab
on a flat concrete surface. That was a good trick.
Under Siege 2 Dark Territory -
Two trains, one passenger, one fuel collide on
a bridge. Casey "Fucking" Ryback runs through the exploding
cars uphill and jumps out and catches a ladder suspended under a
hovering helicopter. Pretty good trick.
Transporter 2 -
Frank hot on the trail of the bad guys corners
one in a hotel and dodges bullets without the help of any Matrix
style effects. He also makes his car leap off the ground to
remove the bomb placed underneath with a conveniently place crane
Serenity - Jane
is shot in the calf with a steel harpoon attached to a cable by
Reevers while falling out of his hover craft. The other space
ship does not pull off his leg.
That's a damn strong leg.
Azumi - The
fey samurai wears a flowing white kimono and white flip flops
throughout his bloody sword fights. He gets no blood on him
until the last fight when he is
sliced up himself.
Mission Impossible 3 -
You can slide down the side of a skyscraper
without gravity pulling you off into the great beyond. It sure
looked good though!
XXX - In an
attempt to shut down a radio transmitter on the snow covered
hillside, Xander jumps out of a helicopter, snowboards toward the
radio tower, throws a couple of grenades, causes an avalanche,
snowboards ahead of the roiling snow with inches to spare and jumps
onto the radio antennae, hangs on for dear life as the avalanche
crashes around him.
Dark Kingdom - A meteor strikes the
ground and a young blacksmith runs to check it out. He then
walks into the crater and picks up the meteor. It must have
been one of those quick cooling meteors.
Dante's Peak - Our hero drives through
molten lava and the only thing that happens to the truck is that the
tires melt. Thank god for Firestone tires!
Running Scared (2006) -
Our anti hero Joe needs to remove a bullet
fragment from a crime scene in order to keep the police off his
back. With the police in the same room with him he chews a piece of
gum for about a second, spits it on the floor next to the bullet,
steps on the gum and then steps right on the bullet sticking it into
the gum. Now that takes some skill to get that maneuver right
the first time. In this same movie our hero is struck in the
face with a fast moving hockey puck several times and doesn't even
complain of a headache.
The evil Chinese helping Goldfinger to radiate the gold in Fort Knox
use 2 large tubes of explosives to open a wrought iron gate that is
only locked with a small pad lock and a rod that fits into a small
hole in the ground. They couldn't just use a large bolt
King Kong (2005) - Ann Darrow is
dragged from the tramp streamer by a native through the freezing
rough seas in her jammies. Then she is offered up to Kong who
proceeds to run through the jungle with her, fight prehistoric
beasts with her, she runs away barefoot through the jungle, is
almost eaten by V. Rexes and when she is finally rescued by Jack,
she's unbruised, uncut and pretty darn clean. Pretty amazing.
Along Came A Spider - In the opening
gambit a serial rapist/murderer is driving swiftly with an
undercover cop beside him. The sting goes badly when she pulls
her pistol on him and shoots him. The Corvette does a crazy
aerial spin, crashes into the guard rail, jumps the median and goes
over the edge of the dam. The little CGI rapist goes flying
out of the car into the swirling mists below and the car gets hung
up on a small pipe protruding from the concrete.
The Wraith -
Packard is chased by the Wraith. He is driving a fiberglass
Corvette. He crashes through the stone and wrought iron fence
of the cemetery and stops when his car crashes into a large
gravestone. A piece of the gravestone falls on the windshield.
In the next scene the car as nary a scratch on it. Must have
been a wimpy burial ground.
Tidal Wave No Escape -
Our heroes escape the destruction of the Queen
Mary by a tidal wave by getting in a small motor boat and scaling
the face of the wave and getting up over the crest before it crashes
into the mainland.
The Island -
The heroine has to run, jump and fight a lot in this movie and she
does so wearing little pointy toed high heeled really uncomfortable
looking shoes. She
must be one tough clone!
Don't get me wrong. I love this movie! In a great scene
of mayhem and death, top Cleric John Preston blasts the crap out of
at least a dozen heavily armed guards. He is wearing a
pristine white suit and white shoes. He walks in purposefully
into the fray guns blazing. He even rolls on the floor.
When he is done the room is piled high with dead bodies and the air
is filled with blood spray and gun smoke. But, is his white
suit dirty...hell no. Not a speck! Then he proceeds to
the next room and dispatches another 12 or so henchmen with a sword
this time and again NO BLOOD or dirt on his white suit. Simply
amazing. He finally gets some blood dribbled on it when he
gets a slice in his neck, but crikey, that's like 10 minutes later!
What a guy.
Kingdom of Heaven - After being
knighted by his long lost father a lowly blacksmith becomes one
amazingly talented military leader. So talented that he wins the
right to surrender to the Saladins.
Interceptor - This is one of our
favorite movies. Must be the scene where two, count 'em two
Stealth fighters free fall out of a cargo plane, extend their delta
type wings and fly off to do battle with each other! Great
moves. Highly believable and loads of fun.
Dark Waters - An escape submersible
is taking on water and sinking, one of the crew puts the life raft
out the hatch and inflates it. It is strong enough to lift the
submersible to the surface. When on the surface, the raft is
actually only large enough to fit 3 people. Amazing
Kill and Kill Again - Scientist can
make a mind control drug and a fuel source out of potatoes and I'm
not talking Stoli.
Mission Impossible - We all love the helicopter in the tunnel
scene. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Die Hard - This is a great movie,
but when McClane uses the strap on his MP5 to climb down the air
shaft and swing over to an open air duct many feet down, well I think we all said
National Treasure - I'll have to look
this up, but I don't know if frozen gunpowder will explode.
There has to be some level at which the properties are rendered
inert by extreme cold. Even if it is a dry cold. Plus
everyone lights up anything that burns in this movie and nothing
explodes. After 200 years everything still works the way it
Congo - A large uncut diamond can be placed in the chamber of a laser
rifle and used as an amazing energy source.
Day After Tomorrow - so much promise, but alas, freezing instantly was
almost too much. Helicopters fell from the sky as the big storm
cell dropped the temperature to that "critical" level.
Some people froze in their tracks, while others did not. The salt
water that flooded New York, froze, poof, just like that.
Broken Arrow - A small nuclear device explodes in an old copper
mine causing the surrounding landscape to sink and/or ripple like
waves on water. EMP brings down a helicopter, yet everyone
involved escapes unscathed and un-irradiated. Pretty nifty
Cold Creek Manor - Sharon Stone's character is pushed down an
old well and survives a 30 foot fall into muck filled water
without a scratch or broken bone. And she has the strength
to climb out using a thin rope thrown down to her. Pretty
flexible for one her age.
If you are pretty or pregnant, Mutants, Aliens or Predators won't kill
you. (The Relic, Aliens 3, Predator
2) BUT THE HYBRID ALIEN/PREDATOR FROM
AVP-R WILL KILL YOU
AVP - A heat ray shot from space will leave "rifling"
marks in the ice tunnel it makes. Wouldn't you think heat
would make it smooth?
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon - In the
thrilling climax the surviving heroes have just killed a huge
megalodon that has eaten everyone and everything in sight.
They see the rescue ship heading toward them to get them off their
own sinking ship and heave collective sighs of relief. Then
out of nowhere a megalodon (mommy) as large as Texas leaps out of the
water and in one gulp devours the rescue ship and its
skipper. Talk about indigestion!
Fun and Death With Printing:
Lethal Weapon: TV
To Live and Die
Catch Me if You Can
Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
7 Faces of Doctor Lao
Brotherhood of the Wolf
WHAT THEY'RE WATCHING IN THE MOVIES:
Kill Bill Vol. 2:
Heckle & Jeckle cartoons
(movie): Deliverance, Superfly, Carpenter's TV special, Scooby Do
Cocoon: Laurel & Hardy
Shape of Water:
Story of Ruth, Mardi Gras, That Night in Rio
Perfect Christmas: It's a Wonderful Life
Blood Father: Fast & Furious
Ash vs Evil Dead: Poltergeist, Friday the 13th
Archie, Starsky & Hutch, Dog Day Afternoon
Lakehouse: PowerPuff Girls
Story: Rowan & Martin, Professor Blunden
Death Note 2017:
Scotland Yard: Bridge on the River Kwai
Fargo Season 2: Massacre at Souix Falls
the Cat cartoons
Last Ship, Season 1: McHale's Navy
Wolves: Lone Ranger
A Kind of Murder:
Mysteries: Vertigo, Pillow Talk
Agent X: Mr Deeds goes to Washington
Hellboy 2: Wolfman, Bride of Frankenstein, Creature from the Black
Courtship of Eddie's Father, Muppets
Max Payne: Show Them No Mercy
Deadpool 2: Logan
Pride and Prejudice
Frequency TV series: Pinky & the Brain
Lucifer season 2:
Nightmare on Elm Street
Assassination: King Kong
Promise: It's a Wonderful Life
Dough: Singing in the Rain, Butch & Sundance
Explorers: War of the Worlds (1958)
13 Hours: Tropic Thunder
Millennium: First Blood
Interview of a Vampire: Superman, Tequila Sunrise
Bodyguard: Tom & Jerry
Kung Fu Killer: Drunken Master
Luke Cage: Dead
Reckoning, Night of the Living Dead
Jack Taylor: Lethal Weapon
Attack of the 50ft Woman, Plan 9 From Outer Space
Mechanic (1972): Joanna Enlists, Blood and Sand
Spies Like Us:
Ronald Reagan musical
American Beauty: This is the Army
Hard to Kill: Geraldo, Johnny Carson
Crossing Lines: The General
Nice Guys: Get Smart, Jaws 2, Waltons
Breakout Kings: Prison Break
Sanford & Son
My Life in Ruins: Zorba the Greek
Stranger Things: Evil Dead, The Thing
Shannara Chronicles: Star Trek
Lane: Pretty in Pink
Preacher: 4th Annual Houston Snuff Film Festival
The Hunger: Tom &
Fast & Furious: Dragon; the Bruce Lee Story
Let's Be Cops: Planet of the Apes, Alien, The Fly
The Wolves: Lone Ranger
SpongeBob, Superman cartoons, X-Files, Back to the Future, Forbidden
Planet, Simba, Bugs Bunny, Casablanca
Touch of Evil
Serendipity: Cool Hand Luke
Davis: Incredible Journey
Murder By Decree:
Lucretia Borgia play
Saint, Dating Game, Bewitched
Minority Report the Series: Simpsons Season 75
Watchmen: Road Warrior
X-Files 2016: 2001
Orphan Black: Silence of the Lambs
Beautiful Creatures: Inception
The Intern: Singing in the Rain
Battle Creek: Pineapple Express
Black Coal Thin Ice: Golgo-Lucky 13
Mystery Woman: Straight from the Heart
Copland: Starsky & Hutch...tv series
Time After Time: Exorcist 4
Arrow: Woman Possessed
Once Upon a Holiday: It's a Wonderful Life
What If: The Thing, Princess Bride
Man in the High Castle: Punch Party
Just in Time for Christmas: It's a Wonderful Life
The Flash: Scrooge
IZombie: Tom & Jerry
Hearts in Atlantis: Lone Ranger (series), Village of the Damned
12 Monkeys: Woody Woodpecker
Hemlock Grove: Love Boat with Sam Groom and Scatman Crothers
Mutual of Omaha, Davey and Goliath, Dukes of Hazzard
Doc Martin: Benny
Inspector Morse: Last Tango in Paris, 101 Dalmatians
Late for Tears
Shorty...Touch of Evil
Ride Along: Real Housewives of Atlanta
Jesse Stone Innocents Lost: Bridge on the River Kwai, Mr.
Smith Goes to Washington
Jesse Stone Benefit of the Doubt: Last Hurrah
Chappie...HeMan and Masters of
the Universe cartoon version
Superstar...Boy in the Plastic
War of the Worlds (1953):
Samson & Delilah
Kill Bill 2: Shogun
Local Boys: Gorgo
Saving Mr. Banks: Mary Poppins
Those Who Kill: The Fly
Silver Linings Playbook: Singing in the Rain
Ongbak: Spy Game
Christine: Muppet Movie with Richard Pryor
Person of Interest: Rashomon,
On Frozen Ground: Tom & Jerry
Hemlock Grove: Night of the Living Dead
Falling in Love With The Girl
Next Door: Nosferatu
Nightwatch: Buffy the Vampire
Slayer, Dracula episode
Jack Reacher: Big
Muddy (Gregory Peck & Burl Ives)
Cupid & Cate: Vertigo
Iron Man 3:
Bulletproof Monk: Descendants of Wing Chun
Hope Springs: Caine Mutiny, Mad About You
Bates Motel: John Wayne movie
This Means War:
Young Frankenstein, Heaven Can Wait, Butch & Sundance
Person of Interest: Rashoman, Rain People
Bates Motel: His Girl Friday
Boom: UFC fights
Bad Teacher: Scream and Dangerous Minds
New Daughter: Dexter's Laboratory
Wieners: Charlie's Angels
The Great Dictator
Bullet to the Face: Mikado
Frequency: Dick Cavett, Hill Street Blues
Hard to Kill: Do The Right Thing
Dead Heads: Evil Dead
Ed Wood: White Zombie
Gordon, SpongeBob Square Pants, Bridget Jones Diary...reading
Adventures of TinTin...parody of "Airplane"
Backup Plan: Andy Griffith Show
Dead Heads: Evil Dead
To Wong Foo: 10 Commandments
Species: Gone with the Wind
Scream 4: Shaun of the Dead
From Russia With Love: Call Me Bwana
Forced Vengeance: Tom & Jerry cartoons
Adventures of Remo Williams: Beyond the Night (fictitious soap
Forced Vengeance: Tom & Jerry cartoons
Lawrence of Arabia
Jesse Stone Benefit of the Doubt: Last Hurrah
DNA: Brief Encounter
Dark Shadows 2012: Scooby Doo cartoons, Deliverance, Superfly
Person of Interest: Samurai 7, 30 Days of Night
The Guard: Osterman Weekend
Blood & Donuts: Bugs & Elmer in Canada cartoons
Dark Half: CATS the musical
Friends with Benefits: South Pacific
Into the Night: Abbot and Costello meet Universal Monsters
Dead Again: Sorry Wrong Number
Castle: Night of the Living Dead
Scrooge, Star Angel
Cat's Eye: Tom and Jerry cartoons
Jane Doe, Now You
See It: SAW
Vacation: It's A Wonderful Life
It's A Wonderful Life
Haven: Dark Tower
It's A Wonderful Life: Bells of St Mary's
March of the Penguins
J. Edgar: Public
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas: A Christmas Story, Madea
Goonies: Captain Blood
Silver Bells: Be Cool
FBI the series:
The Syndicate, Golden Trap
Bridesmaids: Castaway, Maury
Mrs. Winterbourne: Giselle-ballet
Legal Eagles: Singing in the Rain
The Shining: Summer of 42, Road Runner cartoons
The Scout: King Kong
Fragile: Disney's Sleeping Beauty
American Psycho: Inside Lydia's Ass
Goodnight: S*P*Y*S (w/Elliot Gould), 3 Stooges
Twilight New Moon: Romeo & Juliet, Dead Come Back
Men with Brooms: Wet & Wild, Defenders
The Hallow: John Carpenter's Halloween
Hachi: Merchant of Venice
Super Nova: Tom & Jerry cartoons
Back Up Plan: Andy Griffith Show (where Opie tells Pa's GF not to
come around anymore)
Ghost Dog: Betty Boop cartoons
Undercover Brother: Enter the Dragon
Straw Dogs-Remake 2011: The Turning Point w/ William Holden
Adventures of Tom Sawyer
American President: Woman of the Year
Burn Notice: Soccer
Twilight: The Dead Come Back
Answer Man: Wolfman (Lon Chaney Jr)
Night Train to Munich: Gone With The Wind, Mein Kampf
Innocents Lost: Bridge on the River Kwai, Mr. Smith goes to
NCIS: Black Pirate (silent film)
Criminal Minds: Mighty Mouse
Fast & Furious: Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
HOP: The Phantom
Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Access Hollywood
Emmanuelle: Facets of Love
Justified: cowboy movies
Law & Order SVU: Jerry Springer
Balls of Fury: L&O CI
Dracula III Legacy: Looney Tunes cartoons
Trek Gorn episode, Easy Rider
Melancholia: The Lion King
Chocolate: The Protector
Idle Hands: Mr. Magoo cartoons
Unstoppable: Family Guy
Criminal Minds: Into the Mouth of Hell
A Walk on the Moon: In Harm's Way
Hawaii 5-0: Chips
Signs: Dexter's Laboratory
Blade 2: Power Puff Girls
Love & Sex: Nosferatu
Criminal Minds: The Blob (1958)
Evil Dead: Hills Have Eyes
Daisy: Scudda Hoo Scudda Hay
Scrooged: A Christmas Carol 1955, Lone Ranger, Howdy Doody,
Wheel of Fortune
Swarmed: Species 3
San Francisco: Dante's Inferno
The Blob (1958): Daughter of Horror with Bela Lugosi
The Tingler: Tol-Able David
DOA: The Horn Whistles, 8 Big Vaudeville Acts
Frailty: Dukes of Hazzard, Davey & Goliath
Halloween 1976: Thing From Another Planet
The Pacific Episode 5: For Whom the Bells Toll
Damien Omen 2: State Fair
Dead Again: The Mrs. Carrolls
Black Stallion: Spiral Staircase, Jungle Princess
Top Dog: COPS
Two and a Half Men: Animal Planet
South Park Iceman episode: Fargo, ID4
Did You Hear About the Morgans?: Searchers, Dirty Harry
Once Upon a Time in the West
Teeth: Black Scorpion 1957
South Park Dances With Smurfs: Avatar
All About Eve: Aged in Wood
Planet 51: Humaniacs
Gorky Park: Soccer
Frankenfish: The Monster that Challenged the World
Kick Ass: Spirit 3, Craig Ferguson, Scott Pilgrim
At First Sight: The Price is Right
Jurassic Park 3: Barney
X-Files-Beyond the Sea: Ron Popiel info-mercial
Action: Spiderman cartoons
Moonlight: The Brave One
Neverwas: Red Sands
Blood Ties: Phantom of the Opera, Die Fledermaus
Constantine: Droopy Cartoon
Psych: Little Mermaid, Vertigo, Psycho
Delta Force: Local belly dancing talent show
Invasion USA: Merv Griffin variety show with Phyllis Diller,
Lucas: The Fly
Criminal Minds: Zoolander
Night: It's a Wonderful Life
Midnight Sun: Bridge on the River Kwai
with Hideous Men: Nanook of the North
Chatahoochie: Roy Rogers
Megasnake: another sci-fi channel movie
Lost: Little House on the Prairie
Hot Tub Time
Machine: Red Dawn
Criminal Minds: The Blob (original with Steve McQueen)
Rawhide, Have Gun Will Travel, Rudolph
Nightmare on Elm Street: Evil Dead
Halloween: The Thing from Another Planet
SVU: The Invisible Man
Criminal Minds: Charlie Chaplin, Young and the Restless
Le Divorce: The Red Shoes
Castle: The Hulk TV series
CSI NY: The Red Shoes
Kung Fu Hustle: Top Hat
Lovely Bones: Partridge Family
Criminal Minds: Mickey Mouse cartoons
Jesse Stone Death in Paradise: Caine Mutiny, Rocky
Legion: It's a Wonderful Life
Temple Grandin: From Here to Eternity
Human Target: unidentified cowboy movie from the 50s
Cobra: Toys R Us Christmas commercial
Pilgrim: La Chulita
12 Monkeys: Vertigo, The Birds
Blessed: Jerry Springer Show
Fragile: Harold Lloyd
Oh brother Where Art Thou?: Myrt & Marge
Last Action Hero: Seventh Seal
Christine: Richard Pryor Movie
I Come In Peace: A Wonderful Life
Employee of the Month: Princess Bride
South Park Country Critter Christmas: Jeffersons
Max Payne: Public Enemy, Show Them No Mercy
Shining Through: Victory at Dawn
Sex and the City2: It Happened One Night
Shawshank Redemption: Gilda
Bulletproof Monk: Descendents of Wing Chun
Brief Encounter: Flames of Passion
The Professional: Transformers cartoon show and Signing in the Rain
Man on Fire 1987: The Rex Gay films
White Collar: Tiles of Fire (made up)
Nora's Hair Salon 2: Woody Woodpecker
Cider House Rules: Rebecca
Blood Ties: Phantom of the Opera 1933
Step Brothers: Above the Law
Boondock Saints II: Eiger Sanction, Panic Room
Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont: Brief Encounter
Point of No Return: Now Voyager
The Informant: The Firm
Firestarter: Woody Woodpecker cartoons
Closing the Ring: Glenn Miller Story
Pretty Woman: Charade
Nanook of the North
Blood Ties: Nosferatu
Jaws 2: Pong
of the Fallen: Larry King
Baby Mama: Tom & Jerry cartoons
The Thing: Let's Make A Deal
Species 2: Dukes of Hazzard
Forever Lulu: No Time For Sergeants
Public Enemies: Manhattan Melodrama,
Grosse Point Blank: Pulp Fiction
Fast And Furious:
The Simpsons Movie
Hollywoodland: From Here to Eternity
True Blood: The Horror of Dracula
The Seeker: Bridge to Terabithia
Black Dahlia: Black Angel
Boston Strangler: Kennedy Funeral
Gods & Monsters: Frankenstein
Shawshank Redemption: Gilda
Enemy of the State: Jeopardy
The 300 Spartans
Over Her Dead Body: Gorgo
Bones: Family Guy
Hunted: A Team, Japanese Ghost Story
Juno: Susperia, Wizard of Gore
Without a Trace: Unfaithful, Mama Mia
Funny Games: Bringing Up Baby
Fear: Married With Children
Simpsons Girl Who Slept too Little: Cats
Bye Bye Birdie: Ed Sullivan Show
9 to 5: Days of Our Lives
Son of Rambow: Yentl, First Blood
United States of Tara: Pandora's Box
Moonlight: The Brave One
Wanted Dead or Alive: Rambo
The Beach: Apocalypse Now
Maltese Falcon: Girl From Albany
One Fine Day: Wizard of Oz
Babylon A.D.: Wizard of Oz
Almost Famous: To Kill a Mocking Bird, Stolen Kiss
Wedding Planner: Antiques Road Show
No Reservations: Bugs Bunny/Wiley Coyote cartoons
Legend of Bagger Vance: Public Enemy
Dexter: Halo video game
X-Files I Want To Believe: The Jeffersons
Earthgirls Are Easy: Tarzan, The Nutty Professor
Seven: Wiley Coyote cartoons
Courage Under Fire: Larry King Live
Enchanted: Charlie McCarthy
Femme Fatale: Double Indemnity
Changeling: It Happened One Night
Tropic Thunder: The Queen, Star Trek original series (Kirk and the
Matrix: Night of the Lepus
Mystic Pizza: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Running With Scissors: Lina Wurtmuller Film Festival
Clay Pigeons: Alien
The Shining: Road Runner cartoons
I Know Who Killed Me: One Girl Confesses
House Bunny: It Happened One Night
Game Plan: Fun in Acapulco
Forrest Gump: Sesame Street, Gomer Pyle USMC
Knocked Up: Wild Things
Land Of Women: Seinfeld
Pineapple Express: Room 227
Damned Thing: Care Bears
Hellboy: Andy Griffith show
Doody, Creature From the Black Lagoon, Bride of Frankenstein
Hulk (2008): Courtship of Eddie's Father
Mr. Mom: Young and the Restless
& the Crystal Skull: Howdy Doody
Hard To Kill: Geraldo
Dying Young: Jeopardy
Alvin & the
Chipmunks: Sponge Bob Square Pants
Starman: I Dream of Jeannie, From Here To Eternity
Street Kings: Ren & Stimpy
Hitman the video game
The War: Gone With The Wind
Rat Race: Some Like It Hot
House Guest: Godzilla cartoon show
Airplane 2: Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hunting Party: Missing in Action
Bunny Lake is Missing: music video of The Zombies
Michael Clayton: Wicked
Touch of Evil
Night of the
Creeps: Plan 9 From Outer Space
I Am Legend:
Take the Lead: I Love Lucy
Cloverfield: Sponge Bob Square Pants
Fargo: Generations (episode with our hero Bruce Campbell)
Earth Girls are Easy: Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast, Invaders
The Blob: Daughter of Horror
Philadelphia Experiment: Abbott and Costello
Long Kiss Goodnight: 3 Stooges
Dreams: The Godfather
(1990): The Tarantula
Fright Night: Hammer Films Dracula
No Country For Old Men: Flight to Tangier
Fred Claus: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Killers: Leave It To Beaver, 77 Sunset Strip
Monkey Trouble: Bugs Bunny cartoons
Longest Yard (remake): Short Circuit
(2007): A Place in the Sun, Rose Tattoo
Picture tells a Story: Wheel of Fortune
Dusk til Dawn:
Postman: Sound of Music, Universal Soldier, She Wore a Yellow
Spymate: Ghost in the Shell
Little Big League: Night Nurses from New Jersey
The Jeffersons, I Dream of Jeannie, Mr. Magoo
Next: Dr. Strangelove, Bambi
Point Break, Bad Boys II
Monster In Law: Nightmare on Elm Street
I Still Know What
You Did Last Summer: Night of the Demon
For Love or Money: The Munsters
Sleepless in Seattle: Affair to Remember
American Psycho: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Sopranos 2007: Born Yesterday, Hellfighters, Little Miss Sunshine
The Professional: Transformers (cartoon)
The Fog (2005): Jeopardy
Twister: The Shining, A Star is Born
Made in America: Little Princess
The Day After: Untamed Frontier
Into The Fire: Honeymooners (original series)
Near Dark: Aliens
Lethal Weapon: Christmas Carol (1951), Lost Boys, Star
Point of No Return: Deception
Ghost Dog: Felix the Cat, Woody Woodpecker, Itchy and Scratchy
Last Time I Saw Paris
The Squid and the Whale: 3's Company
CSI Viva Las Vegas 2004: To Serve Man Twilight Zone episode
Identity: Wheel of Fortune
Dexter: Terms of
Endearment, Edward Scissorhands
Small Soldiers: Frankenstein
Hostage: Heaven Can Wait 1978 & 1943
True Romance: Street Fighter, Days of Our Lives
Borat: Baywatch, Married With Children
Donnie Darko: Evil Dead, Last Temptation of Christ
Bones: The Fly 1958 version, Blair Witch Project, Treasure of
the Sierra Madre
Dressed To Kill: Phil Donohue
Fail Safe (2000): My Fair Lady
South Park Awesom-O: The Prince & Me
The Hunted (Christopher Lambert): The A Team
Fiction: Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Bladerunner: Mimilocos, To'lable David
Murphy's Romance: Friday the 13th #3
Max Fleischer Superman cartoons
Citizen X: French Connection
The Wild: The Lion King
200 Cigarettes: Love Story
Dreamscapes, Autopsy Room 5: Alfred Hitchcock Presents,
The Lake House: Notorious
Navy Seals: Mr. Ed
Must Love Dogs: Dr. Zhivago
Little Monsters: The Fly (1958 version)
Slither: The Toxic Avenger
V for Vendetta: The Count of Monte Cristo (1934 version)
The Prince and Me: Star Trek Next Generation episode
South Park: 2001 Scott Tenorman Must Die episode: Big War
Big: French Connection
Signs: Dexter's Laboratory
Hearts In Atlantis: Village of the Damned
Running Scared (2006): The Cowboys
Night Watch: Buffy, The Vampire Slayer...the episode where she
meets Vlad Dracula
Firewall: Ghost Ship, Forbidden Planet, The Flintstones
Hostel: Pulp Fiction dubbed in Slovakian
Interview With The Vampire: Tequila Sunrise, Superman, Gone
With The Wind, Nosferatu
Rumor Has It: The Graduate
The Ringer: Dirty Dancing, Rain Man, Forrest Gump, Family Guy
King Kong 2005: Footlight Parade (But I think it was billed as
Starlight Express starring James Cagney and Joan Blondell)
Syriana: Death Fist and Venice
Just Friends: The Notebook
Blade 3 Trinity: Incubus
Invasion: The Man Show
Chicken Little: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Jarhead: Apocalypse Now
Glimmerman: Casablanca and Philadelphia Story
Fear of the Dark: Evil Dead
Independence Day: The Day The Earth Stood Still (original)
The Italian Job (the remake): The Italian Job (original)
See Spot Run: Pinky and the Brain
Heavenly Creatures: The Third Man
Mind Hunters: The Third Man
Replacement Killers: Cartoon Festival featuring Mr. Magoo
Saboteur: Peril of the Air
Beast From 20,000 Fathoms: Across the Wide Missouri
CSI A Spark of Life episode 2005: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
CSI Up In Smoke episode 2006: Dead Man on Campus reference
CSI 2007: Gorgo
Turner and Hooch: Lancelot Link reference
THINGS WE LEARN FROM
1. Any lock can be picked with a
credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's a door to a
burning building with a child inside.
2. It's always possible to park in front of the building you are
Should you want to pass yourself off as foreign, you need not
speak the language, just use a horrible accent.
Television and radio bulletins contain stories that affect you
personally at the precise moment that it's aired and you are
5. You can get hit in the face with a hockey puck 4 times and
still not lose consciousness.
6. Pre-historic and mutant beasts don't like the legal profession:
Beast from 20,000 Fathoms eats a policeman, the T-Rex in Jurassic
Park eats a lawyer,
Them (giant ants) eat 2 policemen, the Cathoga from The Relic eats 2
rent a cops and 3 policemen.
You can ALWAYS find a chainsaw when you need
8. If "they" are wearing an eye patch "they" are the bad guy.
9. Below the sea all sensitive things are developed in the
10. You can drive over raging lava in a park ranger vehicle
with standard tires
11. Your flashlight batteries will last right up to the point
where you really need them
12. A plastic airline spork can be used as a weapon to disable
the bad guy. Human Target taught us that.
13. Never be the last one
standing at a massacre.
Police will think you are the
14. Anyone can be killed with an abacas.
INCREDIBLY BAD TIMING: PLAY DIRTY (MICHAEL CAINE). ROUSING WWII ACTIONER. CAINE IS A BRIT CAPTAIN
CHARGED WITH TAKING UNRULY MERCENARIES ACROSS THE AFRICAN DESERT ON
A SEARCH AND DESTROY MISSION OF GERMAN FUEL DEPOTS. LOTS OF
ACTION AND DRAMA. THE FINAL SCENE IS ONE OF THE BEST WHOOPSIES IN
MOVIEDOM. AFTER SURVIVING SAND STORMS, LAND MINES AND EACH
OTHER, CAINE AND DAVENPORT ARE THE LAST REMAINING MEN FROM THE
OPERATION. STILL DRESSED AS GERMANS THEY HEAD OFF TO SURRENDER
TO THE INCOMING BRITISH FORCES. THEY HAVE A TINY LITTLE WHITE
FLAG. WHOOPSIE...NO ONE SEES THE WHITE FLAG! BANG BANG
YOU'RE DEAD. GREAT MOVIE.
If The Lady in
White and The Woman in Black meet does that give us The Grey?
If one mixed a
little Pork Chop Hill and Hamburger Hill at 12 O'Clock High would
they get Heartbreak Ridge?
If Mr. Wrong and Miss Congeniality have sex would that be a Miss
If the Horror
Express and the Terror Train collide with the Midnight Meat Train
will they be Derailed?
If the January Man joined the
October Man and the November Man
could they beat the Calendar Man
at Arkham Asylum?
If the Thin Red Line and the
Long Grey Line converge will
that make White Line Fever?
If Nice Guys, Other Guys and
Guys & Dolls gathered at a
funeral would it be a Good Guys
Wear Black party?
SCI FI / USA CHANNELS: PURGATORY FOR
FAMILIAR AND BELOVED ACTORS.
(THEY HAVE TO PAY THEIR INSURANCE SOMEHOW!)
Franco Nero (NOT aged well at all)...
Ryan Merriman, Tom Everett Scott ~
Barry Bostwick, Frankie Muniz, John Landis ~ Blast Vegas
Mariel Hemingway, Danny Trejo, LeVar
Burton ~ Rise of the Zombies
John Schneider ~ Super Shark
John Schneider, Jason London ~ Snow
Casper Van Dein ~ Meltdown, Days of Destruction
Brad Dourif, Rachel Hunter ~ Swamp Volcano
Nick Chinlund, Barry Corbin, Don S. Davis, Erin Karpluk ~ Wyvern
Stephen Rhea (yes--Crying Game, Citizen X Stephen Rhea) ~ Road
DB Sweeney, Kristy Swanson, Robert Davi,
Sophie Sinise ~ Swamp Shark
Ving Rhames ~ Zombie Apocalypse
Yancy Butler, David Hewlett ~ Rage of the Yeti
Bruce Boxleitner, John Shea, Jason London ~ Area 51 ~ DIRECTED BY
Jason Connery WTF?!?!??!
Patrick Muldoon, Bo Svenson ~ 7 Adventures of Sinbad
Joe Flanigan, John Rhys-Davies ~ Ferocious Planet
Luke Perry, James Van Der Beek, David James Elliot, Treat Williams,
Teri Polo, Patrick Laboryteaux, John Laroquette ~ The Storm
John Shea ~ Kraken
Billy Campbell, Stacey Keech, Jason Alexander, Ernie Hudson ~ Meteor
Julian Sands ~ Beyond Sherwood Forest
Bruce Davison ~ Titanic 2
Casper Van Dien ~ Husk
John Schneider, Darryl Hannah, Armand Assante, F. Murray Abraham
~ Shark Swarm
Antonio Sabato Jr., Traci Lords ~ Princess of Mars
Kevin Sorbo ~ Lightning Strikes
Jason London, Marc Macaulay, Robert Picardo ~ Monster Wolf
Christopher Villiers ~ Triassic Attack
Lance Guest ~ Flu Bird Horror
Lucy Lawless, John Hurd, Mike Farrell ~ Locusts
Sean Bean ~ Lost Future
David James Elliot, Steven Culp, Natasha Hentsridge, James Cromwell
~ Impact a 4 hour movie event!
Luke Perry, Peter Fonda, Embeth Davidtz ~ Super Nova
Chris Sarandon, John Saxon, Tim Thomerson, Adrienne Barbeau ~ War
Lou Gossett Jr, Stephen McHattie, Mark Decascos, Joanne Kelly ~
Steve Railsback, Edward Furlong ~ Intermedio
Ted DiBiase, Britney Murphy, Bruce Davison ~ Mega Fault
Gil Gerard ~ Ghost Town
Costas and Louis Mandylor ~ The Cursed
Eric Roberts ~ Sharktopus
David Hasselhoff: Anaconda 3
Linden Ashby, John Rhys Davies: Anacondas Trail of Blood
Bruce Dern ~ Swamp Devil
Max Martini ~ Mandrake
Joe Lando ~ Meteor Apocalypse
Dean Cain ~ Frost Giant
Dee Wallace Stone, Matt McCoy ~ Abominable
Sean Patrick Flannery, Andrew Stevens ~ Mongolian Death Worms
Mickey Dolenz, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, A Martinez ~ Mega Python & Gateroid
Timothy Bottoms, C Thomas Howell ~ Land the Time Forgot
David Carradine ~ Supergator vs. Dinocroc
Haley Duff, Ryan Merriman ~ Backwoods
Jewel Haig (late of Firefly) ~ Mothman ( rip-off sequel to Mothman
Michael Shanks ~ Megasnake
Thomas Gibson, Nancy McKeon, Brian Dennehy, Dianne Wiest ~ Category
6 Day of Destruction
David Selby, Vincent Vintresca, Rachel Hunter ~ Larva
Tom Berenger, Luke Perry ~ Sea Snakes
Barry Williams, Tiffany ~ Mega Piranha
Eric Balfour ~ Dinoshark
Patrick Muldoon, Stephen J. Cannell ~ Ice Spiders
Antonio Zapato Jr., Grand L. Bush ~ Shark Hunter
Lance Henrickson ~ Screamers: The Hunting
Corin Nemec, Charisma Carpenter ~ House of Bones
Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas ~ Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
DB Sweeney, Danica McKeller ~ Heatstroke
Kevin Sorbo ~ Lightning Strikes
Greg Evigan ~ Phantom Racer
Marc Singer ~ Dragonquest
Thomas Jane, John Malkovich, Ron Perlman, Sean Pertwe ~ Mutant
Jason Gedric ~ Sand Serpents
Lou Diamond Phillips ~ Carny
Bruce Boxleitner ~ Legion of the Dead, Bone Eater, Area 51
Michael Pare ~ Komodo vs. Cobra (filmed at the Fantasy Island house
Corin Nemec: Sea Beast, SS Doomtrooper
Lee Horsely, Jason London ~ Showdown at Area 51
Tom Sizemore ~ Furnace ~ Bottom Feeder
Famke Jaansen ~ 100 Feet
Greg Evigan, Deedee Pfiefer ~ Journey to the Center of the Earth
John Rhys Davies ~ Anaconda 3 and 4, The Ferryman
Mark Decascos ~ I Am Omega
John Saxon, Tim Thomerson, Martin Kove ~ War Wolves
Adrian Paul ~ Wraith of Roanoke
William Katt ~ AVH
Richard Moll ~ Headless
Eric Roberts - Cyclops
Michael Madsen - Croc
Luke Perry, Dan Cortese, Dorian Harewood, Olivia D'Abo - Triangle
Corbin Bernsen, Corin Nemec ~ Raging Sharks
Stephen Baldwin - Sharks in Venice
Michael Shanks, Shannon Dougherty - Lost Treasure of the Grand
John Rhys-Davies, Arnold Vosloo - Fire & Ice
Michael Gross, Greg Evigan, Chris Atkins - 100 Million BC
Erin Grey (Col. Deering Buck Rogers) - Ghouls
David Hasselhoff, John Rhys-Davies - Anaconda 3
Dean Cain - Dead and Deader (a zombie love story), Arctic Monster
Brad Johnson - Copperhead
Patrick Bergin - Beneath Loch Ness
Jennifer Grey - Ritual
John Schneider - Ogre
Tom Wopat - The Hive
Casper Van Dien, Michael Rooker - Skeleton Man
Stacy Keach, Jake Busey - Haunted Prison
Bruce Boxleitner, Walter Koenig, Veronica Hamel, Gil Gerard, William
Katt - Bone Eater
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Ghost Voyage
Michael Shanks (ex of Stargate SG1) - Mega Snake...worst part he
cuts himself out of the snake's stomach with a big knife. His
girlfriend is in there too.
Martin Kove, John Savage - Alien Lockdown
Dominic Purcell - Grave Dancers. We thought that Prison
Break thing was going well...
Kevin Sorbo - Something Beneath
Ben Cross - Species: The Awakening
Scott Bairstow, Joey Lawrence - Android Apocalypse
Lance Henricksen - Spiders Web
Brad Johnson, Kelly McGillis - Supergator this is so sad...
Adam Baldwin - Sands of Oblivion
Mark Paul Gosselar - Atomic Twister
Stephen Baldwin - Harpies
Patrick Muldoon, Vanessa Williams - Ice Spiders
Stephen Baldwin, William B. Davis - Dark Storm
Chris Bruno, Ben Cross, Marina Sirtis - Grendel
Jack Thompson - Man-Thing
Stephen Baldwin, Rob Reiner - Snake King
John Schneider, Cloris Leachman - Lake Placid 2
Joe Penny - Reign of the Gargoyles
Sean Patrick Flannery, Rod Taylor - Kaw (the Sci Fi homage to the
Dirk Benedict and Stephen Baldwin - Earthstorm
Robert Beltran and Randolph Mantooth - Fire Serpent (from the
mind of William Shatner)
Jonathan LaPaglia and Larry Drake - Gryphon
Peter Krause and Julianna Margulies - The Lost Room
Jeremy London, Yancy Butler, Leavant Derricks, Stephen Furst -
Basilisk, The Serpent King
Jack Scalia - Kraken, Tentacles of the Deep
Patrick Swayze, Michael Clarke Duncan - Dragon Sword
Judd Nelson, Kristy Swanson, David Selby - Black Hole
Michael Pare - Komodo vs. Cobra
George Takai, Michael Dorn - AI: Artificial Intelligence
Lance Henricksen - Sasquatch
Thomas Gibson - The Monkey King (great title)
Corin Nemec and Ben Cross - S S Doomtrooper, this was egg rotten
even by Sci Fi standards.
Max Von Sydow - Dark Kingdom
Tom Skerritt - Mammoth (you guessed it, about a museum's wooly
mammoth exhibit brought to life by an alien life force)
Eric (I guess I'm still alive and acting) Roberts and Corbin
Bernsen - Raptor
Rutger Hauer, Tony Todd - Minotaur
Costas Mandaylor, Alexandra Paul, Michael Ironside - Disaster
Zone: Volcano in New York
Mark Hammil - Watchers Reborn
Colm Meany and Christopher (please forgive me for the Blue
Lagoon) Atkins: Caved In - Prehistoric terror
Tate Donovan: Painkiller Jane
Greg Evigan: Cerberus
Sam Neill, Lou Diamond Phillips, Eric Stoltz, Katherine Bell:
Erik Estrada (playing a gay man...that's scary and creepy):
Wil Wheaton: Python
Stacey Keach - The Man With The Screaming Brain
John Savage - Alien Lock Down
Charles Napier, Costas Mandaylor, Bruce Weitz and Joanna Pacula -
Coolio - Red Water (Jaws on the bayou) - Pterodactyl (think the
title is incredulous, Coolio portrays a U S Spec Ops)
Lou Diamond Phillips and Todd Bridges (yeah, I thought he was
dead or in jail too) - Alien Express talk about cheese!
Brad Johnson and Carl Weathers - Alien Seige
William Forsythe - Hammerhead Shark Frenzy
Dale Midkiff - Alien Fury
Brian Wimmer, Robert Carradine - Attack of the Sabretooth
Luke Perry and Michael Dorn - Descent (rip off of The Core)
Casper Van Dien, Geoffrey Lewis, Robert Wagner, Tom Bosley (not a
cast you see everyday) - The Fallen Ones
Casper Van Dien - Slayer
Corin Nemec - Mansquito
John Rhys-Davies - Chupacabra: Dark Waters, Dragon Storm, Sabretooth
Sean Astin - Slipstream
Faye Dunaway and Isaac Hayes - Anonymous Rex
Lorenzo Lamas -
Dark Waters, Raptor Island
Harry Hamlin - Silent Predators
Theresa Russell - Project Viper
Stephen Baldwin - Snake King
Bruce Boxleitner - Snakehead
Terror, They Are Among Us.
Dean Cain - Dragon Fighter, BOA, Dead and Deader
Kevin Dillon - Out For Blood
Bruce Campbell - Terminal Invasion, Alien Apocalypse.
Jan Michael Vincent - XTRO
Mitch Pileggi - Murabunta: Killer Ants
Steven Segal - Belly of the Beast
JCVD - In Hell
Ron Perlman - Primal Force
Burt Reynolds - Universal Soldier 2 (sans JCVD)
Lou Diamond Phillips, Lori Petty and Dale Midkiff - Route 666
C. Thomas Howell - Crimson Force (think low rent Mission to Mars/Red
Planet, and a bad remake of War of the Worlds)
Richard Moll - Spiders 2
Mickey Rourke - They Crawl
M. Emmett Walsh - Monster
David Keith - Sabretooth, Epoch, Epoch 2, Locusts: The 8th Plague