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STAFF RECOMMENDATIONS and miscellaneous crap

 


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IF YOU WATCHED ANY OF THE MOVIES REVIEWED AT VIEWING CRAP THE PRIMATES SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING:

THE CORRUPTOR            SHOOTER
THE BIG HIT                      INTERCEPTOR
INVASION EARTH             DUE SOUTH
HEAVEN AND EARTH      FIREFLY
SUICIDE KINGS                YOU KILL ME
LEGEND OF 1900             IN BRUGES
EQUILIBRIUM                   NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
DEAD SNOW                     SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS
MUTE WITNESS                CHASING MAVERICKS
CITIZEN X
BLOOD AND DOUGHNUTS

SIX STRING SAMURAI
WHO IS CLETUS TOUT?
TRANSPORTER
WIRE IN THE BLOOD, MI-5 (SPOOKS) AND SECOND SIGHT
THE 4400
THE DISH

GUILTY PLEASURES NO APOLOGIES MADE:
John Wick
Deep Rising
Pacific Rim
Battleship
Jack Reacher
Warrior's Way
Bunraku
Ninja Assassin
Dead Snow and Dead Snow 2
Punisher 2008
Mr. Brooks
Year of the Comet
Transformers
The Outsider
Roman Holiday
Little Big League
Billy Madison
Ever After
Undercover Blues
Grosse Pointe Blank
Purple Hearts
Interceptor
Cutting Edge
Adventures in Babysitting
Quigley Down Under
 

OTHER THINGS WE LIKE:
A Good Day to Die Hard:  Yuri is pushed off the building into the tail rotor of a helicopter.  Pureed Papa!
Universal Soldier: Sarge is discharged with a farm combine
Die Hard 2: Die Harder:  bad major is sucked into jet engine and pureed
Shoot 'em Up:  helicopter blades and no parachute don't mix
On Her Majesty's Secret Service:  Pivotal skiing chase...bad guy is scooped up by snow blower
Fargo:  Can you say wood chipper?
Eye See You:  Bad guy is impaled on a farm combine
Underworld Evolution:  helicopter blades and vampires don't mix
Die Hard 2: Die Harder: McClane stabs a bad guy in the eye with an "eyecicle"...
Alien Resurrection...this movie sucks ass...Ripley's alien baby getting sucked out the pinhole in the window into the darkness of space crying like a little space baby

IT SHOOTS IT SCORES:
Rambo:  Sniper takes some rather impressive head shots to save Rambo and the team.
Wanted:  One of the Weavers gets shot in the eye through and through and Wesley just
                keeps shooting through the hole using the guy as a shield
Sniper:  Reticle to reticle
Robocop 2:  Robo shoots one of Kane's minions in the eye through his sniper scope
Shooter: Reticle to reticle
Flyboys: Uses pistol to shoot German pilot in the eye during an air battle
Universal Soldier:  Pistol to eyeball
The Shadow: Kahn and Shadow shoot each other, their bullets hit in midair
Superman Returns:  Supes gets shot in the eye at close range

FAVORITE GUNFIGHTS:
Punisher 2008
Tombstone - between Doc and Ringo
Predator  (the jungle loses)
Rambo
3000 Miles To Graceland
Four Brothers
Enemy of the State
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Collateral
In Bruges
Big Hit
Last Man Standing
Heat
Good, Bad and Ugly
Equilibrium
Ecks vs. Sever
Hard Target
Kelly's Heroes (no gunfight per se, but the showdown in the street is priceless)
 


 

 




 


December 16, 2014